fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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