i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
the day after is always just damage control
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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