i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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