in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I bet he comes in French.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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