So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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