New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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