I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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