It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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