I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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