Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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