i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
lets start a swedish sibling band together
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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