coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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