I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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