Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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