I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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