That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize
