u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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