I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
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