YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
This house was built for laser tag.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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