I think I died a long time ago.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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