ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
