If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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