Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Less talking, more tequila
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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