I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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