Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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