I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
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