I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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