I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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