When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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