2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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