Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
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