I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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