The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
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