it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I'm always down for nudity.
send nudes
from the living room?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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