My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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