I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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