okay pat passed out under dana's car
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
That accounts for only three of the penises
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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