i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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