so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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