Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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