tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
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