I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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