do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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