the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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