So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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