Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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