so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
The Olympian is in my bed
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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