I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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