I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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