i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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