Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
are you so shy because you have an std?
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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